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Jim Green: The Musicians' Joke Book
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Code: AM90117

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  • A truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world of music collated together by Jim Green into this one fantastic volume.
  • Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo?
    A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim!
  • Q:What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist?
    A:His Amp!
  • Q:What's the difference between a flautist and a seamstress?
    A:A seamstress tucks up frills!
  • Every profession has its share of jokes, and the world of music is no exception! A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions and shaggy dog stories - something for everyone.
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